mouse

Nothing like a giant-mouse maxi skirt to freshen up an otherwise dull
wardrobe. This vintage get-up says something, but what exactly?

"I am a professional."

"Beware the Rodent of Unusual Size."

Nail it & I'll send you a gift of some sort.  I'm in the thick of fabric design and can use a good laugh — clearly.

I
missed the end of the auction while I was out of town or I might have
caved. I imagine wearing this number to the studio with a white shirt,
drippy earrings, and an I'm-dead-serious business-bun. There would be a
candy bar in store for whomever on my team snickered first. 

Missed opportunity : (