Home & Family

  • Not Gildy!

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    The mirror was first.  It’s been sitting around our garage for three years now, as it was too boring to bring inside.  And my current rule-of-thumb is… if it’s ornate and prissy, then it better be a funky color, or no deal. 

    Anyone can pick up a gold mirror just about anywhere.  Where’s the fun in that?  Friend comes in, turns the corner and says, "Oh, nice!  I have a gold mirror too.  Mine is hanging over the couch, not the piano though.  How creative that you hung it vertically.  I’d never have thought of that!" 

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    So… though my mirror still has the frilly-thing going on, at least it’s owning up to it full-force– a few dollops of Jamaica Blue ala Isaac and a smattering of chartreuse ala moi and now my studio walls aren’t so naked anymore.

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  • Watch Out Mr. Beige!

    I went on a clean-up kick last week, restacking fabric and sorting through my books.  Within a couple of hours my studio was sparkly-clean and ready to take on the world. 

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    Then, just as I was about to wrap it up and move on, Isaac caught the shiny- studio bug; it hit him hard!  One conversation about blah-blah-beige-and-the -need-to-color-my-world and Isaac was off to the store for paint.  Fantastic!  It was like Dave-the-Slave Week, except my husband’s not a Dave.
    (Laura‘s invention – hers is a Dave)

    How about a turquoise mirror, honey?  Ooo, and a green chandelier.  And those jars need red lids.  Bright red.  And I need a rod for some ribbons.  And a couple more shelves too.  Ooo, pretty.  Now hang those over there and put these other things right here.  Aah.  Thank you, thank you, Macho-Sweetie-Good-Guy.  (‘Macho’ being the key word amongst all of this funky froof)

    Now the studio’s all glammed up and I’ve got at least a week’s worth of new blog-fodder. Watch out Mr. Beige… Oh, it’s terrible.
    (Token UHF reference to make my brothers smile – see footnote below)

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    Footnote : )  The first hundred times Matt and Ryan played UHF were a torture, but somehow, after a while, the movie grew on me.  Aah, the good ol’ days of algebra homework and afterschool UHF. 

    I think it was my brothers’ guffaws that grew on me, not the movie so much.  Eventually I looked forward to each gag and my brothers rolling on the floor in laughter.  I swear, my younger brother must hold the world record for how many times one joke can be rewound and played over and over… and over again.  His favorite part was the "I’m thinking of something orange…" sequence, though Wheel of Fish and Conan the Librarian were certainly in the running.  My favorite bit was Spatula City.  WARNING:  My fond memories do not constitute a recommendation.  Rent at your own risk.

  • Limber Lulu

    Girlhangar1hbThe collection grows.  Cute hangar, huh?  What I can’t believe is that her ponytails are still intact

    And, as bloggy-voodoo would have it, she looks an awful lot like Hillary’s recent mobile and Sarah’s subsequent magnet set, both adorable.  How old is she?  I have no idea.  But, she had to be mine.

    Yesterday was Elijah’s birthday — ten years old.  How’d that happen? I’m certainly not ten years older than when I had him. 

    We took him and a gaggle of his friends to an indoor play-shangri-la: buffet, tokens, bowling, the works. 

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    It was the first birthday party I didn’t have to decorate for (mixed feelings here).  But, with his birthday following Christmas so closely, I can’t deny that it was a welcome break.

  • Blaggle-Blaggle

    Mr. Wooden Robot says, "SnickSnockBlaggleBlaggleTime to  vote  for  the  BloggiesSnickSnockBlaggleBlaggle"

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    I messed up on the nomination form the first time around.  I put URLs where the blogs’ names were supposed to go and had to go back in and copy and paste until I had it right.  I should have read the directions first – it really wasn’t that hard. 

    I think today’s the last day to nominate (until 10pm Eastern Standard), then there’s another round of votes once they have a ballot together.  I’m not sure what the big deal is with Bloggies (anyone with Bloggies insight?), but it’s always fun to put a good word in for my friends – I hope you all win!  Winning is fun all by itself. 

    And, voting sure made it clear that I don’t have enough links in my sidebar – I have far more favorites than I’ve pronounced.  So, sometime down the line I need to figure out how to make one of those stand-alone links pages.  Those are neat.

    Mr. Robot is about 3 in. tall and was adopted for a mere 50¢.  He came home the same day as these guys.  Anyone sensing a trend in my spending habits?

  • Long-Spoon Days

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    Today, I serve you spoons.  Funky plastic ones from the 50s or 60s, I think.

    When I was a girl, my parent’s silverware tray contained an average selection of spoons, forks and knives, but for one long, slender, iced-tea spoon.  When clean, that spoon was always my preference.  I didn’t find out until years later that it was my older sister’s preferred spoon as well (which explains why it was so elusive). 

    Last year, I bought Julia an antique, silver iced-tea spoon for her birthday (I think it was her birthday) and some months later I found these ones for me.  Much more Heathery.  Of course, they’re not a comfortable shape for cereal, soup, ice cream or anything else. (They’re meant for stirring, I think.)  So, I just look at them.  And Charlotte plays with them.  They remind me of long-spoon days long-gone. 

  • Greetings from Planet Random

    …and there’s no better welcome party than a family of tiny toy beavers (two inches tall) — or are they chipmonks? — from my favorite antique store.

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    Beaverfamily2hb I’m not sure why I had to have these, but their post-holiday sale price of $3 must have sealed the deal.  I stopped by again today after a dentist appt. and found even more silliness to see me through the marathon.  (What?  Did I call it a sprint?  I recant.)

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    Bang!

    Yay, a new year!  Tabula Rasa.  Of course, give me one day and I’ll have the whole year pencilled in.  I swear, I could keep a large team of people busy.  So many things to be excited about. 

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    For now, here are my last-minute home-mades for Charlotte’s
    Christmas: a vintagey coat, cuffed gauchos and a rumpled felt flower.  I
    didn’t get to the piggy doll I had planned (too sick).  Have I ever
    mentioned how obsessed with pigs my Charlotte is? 

    It all started with Babe a few months back.  She quickly found
    a red-eyed plastic hippo doll amongst Elijah’s old toys, named it Babe, and began to stroke and bottle-feed the freaky thing.  It
    didn’t take me long to replace the hippo with a far friendlier plastic pig
    and a cuddly stuffed one too.  Her collection continues to grow.  So, for
    months now, Charlotte’s pigs have gone with her everywhere.  They’re
    all named Babe.

    Anyhow, I’m so happy about this little coat.  It fulfills some
    deep-rooted baby-wardrobe fantasy of mine.  I think its that retro
    shape and those big yellow buttons.  Not to mention the sweet little
    girl with yarn in her hair.  I made the pants Christmas morning, after
    the presents, and while Isaac made breakfast.  I don’t know how it
    happened, but they were done before breakfast.  Painless.

    Even better, Charlotte now has something to wear with her brown
    & orange patent leather shoes.  (Of course, she’s about as obsessed
    with her pink Crocs as she is with pigs, so fat chance she’ll wear them much.)

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    I’m proud of these photos too.  I’ve gotten pretty comfortable with
    Isaac’s Canon 10D.  I use it for most of my blog photography, but for
    this shoot, he insisted that I use the Canon 1D Mark II N. (It’s faster and
    better for taking pictures of a busy little girl.)  And I did it!  And
    it was faster. 

    So, for 2007, I think it’s time I finally learn the language of
    Photography.  I’ve known Isaac for almost fifteen years and we’ve been
    married for twelve (Saturday was our anniversary).  He’s been a
    photographer since well before we met, but I’ve never had a compelling
    reason to learn his craft until I started this blog.  And, you know,
    I’ve discovered that I quite like photography.  (See my first attempt with real equipment here.)  I can’t explain
    F-stops, shutter speed or aperture for the life of me, but I know a few
    camera settings and the lighting scenarios that work for me and I just
    go for it.  It’s about time I learn the language.  This is the year.

    I’ve got a bunch of other goals too, but if I stay here discussing
    them, I’ll never get to any of them.  And, since today is the big
    kick-off for 2007, it’s time to start with a bang and get some momentum
    going.  Be back soon…

    Happy New Year!
    xo–Heather

    (Edit:  More photos here and a pic of the coat’s lining.  And, sorry I can’t lead you to some pattern #s for these, I designed the patterns from scratch.) 

  • Big Day

    Merry Christmas everyone! 

    I’m feeling fat on crepes and bacon and about to head out to my parents for an early dinner. No wonder there’s a mass trek to the gym come January. My stocking was full of Ghirardelli, Cadbury, Nutella and the like. I’m already overly-sugared and I haven’t even opened one bag of these new goodies nor made the two batches of homemade marshmallows I’ve planned with Elijah. It looks like I have one more week to pack it all in before I start sweating to the oldies with the rest of the world. That iTunes gift card will come in handy — workout music. 

    Snowflakebowhb2_1But, enough of that.  It’s still Christmas and I’m wearing stretchy pants. 

    Here’s a fun use for those great Anthropologie giftwrap-snowflake -thingies. I’m not into hair bows, but this bit of sass works for me somehow. The snowflake has a slit in it, so I just tied a ribbon around Charlotte’s little ponytail, threaded the ends through the slit and tied a bow. The ribbon holds the snowflake in place — no barrette or clip. In fact, it was such a piece of cake, I’m going to cut out a few felt flowers to keep on hand for this same purpose.

    And, no, my kids weren’t all gussied up for Christmas this morning. Rumpled jammies and ruffled hair works for us. These pics are from Saturday. 

    My big present from Isaac today was a Blackberry phone. He was feeling guilty about always sporting the fanciest new technology while I kept with whatever free phone came with our service. So, it looks like I’ll be talkin’ fancy, at least for a month or so — ah, technology.  Openingbowhb2tall_1Word is that if I had a Bluetooth-enabled laptop I could use my phone to connect to the internet wherever I go. No cords. How cool is that? So, if there’s some way to get Bluetooth on the old mistress, then it looks like I’ll be heading to the park with Charlotte more often. We could both use more sunshine.

    After a month of family sick-tag, I didn’t think I’d be pulling off many handmade projects this year. But, somehow, right there at the end, I was able to throw together a couple of fun things for the kids. Later this week, I’ll get Charlotte dolled up in her new mod coat and pink striped gauchos and snap some photos. You’ll die. And Elijah got a pair of Freshcut pajamas (jellybean print). He’s quite sentimental about such things. It just melts me to hear my nine-year-old boy say, “Oh, wow! I can’t believe it! My very own pajamas out of your fabric, Mom. Wow! Thank you!” 

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    Boy, I don’t think a handmade Christmas could ever be wholly traded for convenient commercialism around here. Something would be missing. At least, at our home and in my heart. Charlotte, opening gifts in her new coat and a diaper, Elijah’s jaunty PJ parade, crimson memories to last a lifetime. And, with a response like that, Elijah can have all of the pajamas he wants.

    Oop, it’s time to head to Granny’s. I hope your morning was as warm and festive and messy as ours. Merry Christmas!

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    The Best of Funky Junky

    Here they are, my favorite-ist ornaments ever, Hamburger Angel, The Real Santa, and Cheez-It Santa! And, I love them.

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    Hamburger Angel wins the prize, with spoolish ankles, upside-down wings,
    an over-sized halo, a splotchy-“E” torso, “E-L-I-J-A-H” arms and a generous
    hamburger offering.  And the best part is that there’s no explanation — just a random and fabulous creation from an inventive little boy. (Had to move him to the top of the tree.)

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    The Real Santa is doing some sort of Broadway dance, I’m sure of it. A tap dance. He sports a frilly upside-down snowman beard and bushy white eyebrows. Poor Santa, he hasn’t even fooled baby Charlotte, who spots him on the tree and shouts, “Daddy!”

    Cheez-It Santa stands 13″ tall.  He has a garlic beard, cracker lips and Cheez-it dimpled buttons. He’s good friends with TV-dinner Scooby-Doo and Oreo Mama, both of which are making guest appearances over at Kiddley.com today.

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    Yep, it’s true, I have the best collection of Christmas funky junkies — I’m totally spoiled. And Charlotte hasn’t even gotten started yet. 

     

  • Funky Junky

    I’m all about a Funky Junky Christmas. Homemade kiddie ornaments are my absolute favorites and Elijah’s kept me in good supply, as he’s been the only child around here for most of the last decade. Here are a few of my favorites funky junkies. They bring a smile year after year.

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    The tree stump was our first family ornament. Pathetic, but funny… Our first tree was a serious splurge, as we were in college and had no income. (Our weekly grocery budget was $15!) We set the tree up in our living room and promptly realized that we had nothing to dress it with. As a joke, I tied a humble bit of yarn around the sawed-off stump and hung it on the tree. Somehow that ornament has stuck around all this time. Makes me laugh.

    The stuffed angel was inherited from Isaac’s mom. She has the most outrageous collection of funky junkies. It’s from the 60s or 70s and makes me happy.

    The other ornaments are all Elijah originals. Painted Blue Face is huge and hilarious. Sparkly Pinecone sports a random green ribbon, placed just-so. And then there’s TP Santa. TP Santa, what can I say? An obvious favorite. Felt Snowman was begged for after Elijah made one for his teacher a couple years back and the others are holiday school crafts from over the years. They still need official names.

    And, as fabulous as all of these are, they are nothing compared to my most favorite Elijah ornaments, Hamburger Angel and Cheez-It Santa. So, stay tuned. I’ll post those two treasure tomorrow. Till then, happy late-night gift-wrapping and last-minute I’m-going-to-make-that-present-after-all insanity!

    Even bigger smiles tomorrow 🙂